A Boutique Hotel In Burnham-on-Crouch (With Secrets)
Welcome to The Clockwork Hotel: a boutique hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch where the ordinary is left at the door. This isn’t just a place to stay. It’s your very own playground for one magical night. From cocktails and candlelight to spa time and secret challenges, you and your group get the whole place to yourselves. No other guests. No interruptions. Just stylish spaces, great food and a little mystery to keep things exciting.
Your Hotel for the Night
Tucked away in the charming riverside town of Burnham-on-Crouch, The Clockwork Hotel is a boutique hotel with a twist. We hand the keys over to you and your guests for the night, with 11 elegant bedrooms, a cocktail bar, spa, lounge, and a private dining experience all included.
From birthday bashes to hen parties and team adventures, this is your own private space to relax, celebrate, and let loose in style. No strangers, no overlapping bookings, the hotel is all yours for you and your chosen few.
Stylish Bedrooms
Eleven rooms. Up to twenty-two guests. One stylish sleepover.
Our hotel sleeps up to 22 guests in 11 beautifully designed bedrooms, each with its own charm. Many include en-suite bathrooms, and all are set up for a great night’s sleep after a big night in.
Bedroom One
Twin room with en suite bathroom.
Bedroom Two
Twin room with en suite bathroom.
Bedroom Three
Double bedroom with en suite shower room.
Bedroom Four
Twin room with en suite.
Bedroom Five
Double room with en suite.
Bedroom Six
Twin room with en suite.
Bedroom Seven
Twin room with en suite.
Bedroom Eight
Twin room with shared bathroom.
Bedroom Nine
Twin room with en suite bathroom.
Bedroom Ten
Twin room with shared bathroom.
Private Cocktail Bar
Cheers to having your very own bar for the night.
Enjoy a glass of fizz on arrival, followed by cocktails, wine, beer and more from our stylish private bar. A dedicated bartender will keep the drinks flowing while you make the most of your celebration. Mocktails and soft drinks? We’ve got you covered too.
Your Private Spa
Hot tub. Sauna. Total relaxation.
After the thrill of the game or the indulgence of dinner, step into the spa for some well-earned me-time. Whether you want to soak, sweat or simply unwind with friends, our private spa area is exclusively yours for the evening.
Dinner is Served
Private dining has never tasted this good.
At 8.30pm, your group is treated to a gourmet three-course dinner, freshly prepared and served by our private chef. You choose the menu in advance, and we take care of the rest. No cooking, no clean-up. Just great food with great company.
Prefer a lazy morning? You’re welcome to use our fully equipped kitchen for breakfast, or bring back the chef to whip up a morning feast.
A Unique Stay In Burnham-On-Crouch
A hotel with secrets. A night with surprises. This isn’t just a boutique stay; it’s an adventure. At 7 pm sharp, something unexpected begins… What happens next? That’s part of the mystery. All we can say is your group will face a fast-paced, escape-room-style challenge, filled with twists and turns throughout the hotel.
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Perfect for Every Celebration
Whatever the occasion, The Clockwork Hotel makes it unforgettable.
Hen Parties
Milestone Birthdays
Corporate Teams
Explore The Hotel
Take a closer look at the spaces that make your night unforgettable.
Where to Find Us
The perfect hideaway, just an hour from London.
We’re located in the heart of Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex; a picturesque riverside town that feels like a secret escape, yet is easy to reach by train or car.
Parking is available onsite, and we’ll share full arrival details once your booking is confirmed.
Ready to Make It Yours?
The Clockwork Hotel is yours for the night. All you have to do is ask.
Whether you’re planning a hen party, big birthday or a team retreat, we’ll help you craft the perfect package. But hurry–dates get snapped up fast.
